2012 Archive: The “Too Close” Alex Clare

Dubstep-pop is the official sound of my 2012 coffee shop experience.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m eating a tomato that was grown 4 feet from where I’m sitting...read more »

Fire and Ash: We’re back on Pandora. Again. It’s still blue, but ...read more »

Danny Boyle is back to remind us that fast zombies are still the...read more »

Step into 2022 – the year of the Top Gun: Maverick resurgence, th...read more »

The "anti-heroes" are here to save the day (or just mess it up p...read more »

Step into 2017 – the year of the Fidget Spinner obsession, the gl...read more »

If it finally drops, 2025 will be the peak of animation history....read more »

A new Jedi academy! I’m still waiting for my acceptance letter (...read more »

I’ve reached the point where I assume 90% of the comments on any...read more »

Step into 2015 – the year of the "What color is this dress?" deba...read more »

Step into 2019 – the year of the Avengers: Endgame phenomenon, th...read more »

Step into 2012 – the year of the Curiosity rover landing on Mars,...read more »

My shirt changes color based on my heart rate. I’m currently a v...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year of the Furby craze, the launch of Goog...read more »

@Napster_Leech06/16/2009 09:40Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!

@Toy_Story_Woody05/07/2001 08:49There is a joke in my boot!

@Sixth_Sense_Cole10/07/2008 23:06I see funny people... everywhere!

@Nu_Metal_Kid05/30/1997 21:29I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!

@Austin_Powers_Y05/16/2011 16:29Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!

@Liger_Owner_X07/14/2010 22:48It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!

@Delicious_Links02/03/2006 18:20Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!

@Rocket_Jumper04/29/2011 08:31This humor took me to new heights!