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🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025) Archive
1. 2019 Classic: The “Sucker” Jonas Brothers
They’re back, they’re married, and they’re singing about being suckers for their wives. 2019 is ... read more »
They’re back, they’re married, and they’re singing about being suckers for their wives. 2019 is ... read more »
2. 2011 Classic: The Green Lantern Disappointment
Ryan Reynolds has a CGI suit. Even he looks like he wants to leave the movie.Part of the 64 Obse... read more »
Ryan Reynolds has a CGI suit. Even he looks like he wants to leave the movie.Part of the 64 Obse... read more »
3. 2014 Legacy: The “Anaconda” Cover
Nicki Minaj just broke the internet’s neck. Sir Mix-A-Lot is somewhere smiling.Part of the 72 Ob... read more »
Nicki Minaj just broke the internet’s neck. Sir Mix-A-Lot is somewhere smiling.Part of the 72 Ob... read more »
4. 2003 Classic: The “Seven Nation Army” Riff
Jack White created a riff so simple and powerful that every sports stadium in the world will be ... read more »
Jack White created a riff so simple and powerful that every sports stadium in the world will be ... read more »
5. 2006 Vintage: The Invincible Mark Wahlberg
A movie about a guy who makes the NFL at age 30. There’s hope for my sports career yet!Part of t... read more »
A movie about a guy who makes the NFL at age 30. There’s hope for my sports career yet!Part of t... read more »
6. 2025 Legacy: The “Algorithmic” Dating
My AI just went on a "pre-date" with her AI to see if we’re compatible. They had a great time; w... read more »
My AI just went on a "pre-date" with her AI to see if we’re compatible. They had a great time; w... read more »
7. 2023 Vintage: The Barbenheimer Paradox
I spent my Saturday wearing a hot pink suit to watch a doll have an existential crisis, followed... read more »
I spent my Saturday wearing a hot pink suit to watch a doll have an existential crisis, followed... read more »
8. 2015 Classic: The Carol Longing
Cate Blanchett and Rooney Mara staring at each other for two hours. It’s the most beautiful sile... read more »
Cate Blanchett and Rooney Mara staring at each other for two hours. It’s the most beautiful sile... read more »
9. 2013 Archive: The “Can’t Hold Us” Macklemore
We’re looking for a ceiling that isn't there. 2013 is a very high-energy year for independent ra... read more »
We’re looking for a ceiling that isn't there. 2013 is a very high-energy year for independent ra... read more »
10. 2000 Legacy: The “Try Again” Aaliyah
Dust yourself off and try again—the motto of everyone trying to burn a CD on a 1x drive.Part of ... read more »
Dust yourself off and try again—the motto of everyone trying to burn a CD on a 1x drive.Part of ... read more »
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Our Comment Archive
[2010-10-13 ARCHIVE_LOG]Simpson_Quotes: D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
[2006-11-13 ARCHIVE_LOG]Beavis_Butthead: Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
[1996-12-30 ARCHIVE_LOG]Shrek_Donkey: And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
[2015-07-29 ARCHIVE_LOG]CRT_Degauss: BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
[1998-04-12 ARCHIVE_LOG]Res_Dogs_MrPink: I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
[2004-03-31 ARCHIVE_LOG]Blink_182_Mark: What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
[2004-04-19 ARCHIVE_LOG]Ghostbusters_V: Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
[2005-04-10 ARCHIVE_LOG]Goonies_Never_D: Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
[1998-12-10 ARCHIVE_LOG]Toolbar_Hater: My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
[2000-04-01 ARCHIVE_LOG]Not_Bad_Obama: Not bad. Not bad at all.
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