Why the tissues? Because Adele released an album so powerful it stayed at #1 for roughly 500 years, proving that a broken heart and a massive voice could outsell every synth-pop act on the planet.
Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2011 “21, Born This Way & The Dubstep Drop” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
I am adding this to my links page right now.
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Trading jokes in the shadows.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
The cat is just sitting there laughing!