“We’re going to Abu Dhabi!” “We’re going to Arby’s, Kevin. We have a budget.”
Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2010 “Dream Within A Dream & Insta-Glam” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Doctor Mom
Treating every injury with a kiss and a damp paper towel.I could ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Leonida Reality
Why is life in 2025 like the new GTA? Because you can’t go five ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Minecraft Movie Regret
"I’m living in a blocky world!" "No, you’re just staring at the ...read more »
Q: What do you call a...
Q: What do you call a dog that’s been run over by a steamroller?...read more »
The Marriage Secret
A veteran husband shares his golden rule for happiness.The secret...read more »
50 Adult Jokes: The 2006 “High Five & Micro-Blogging” Edition
In 2006, adult humor was a mix of "Very Nice!" catchphrases and t...read more »
50 Adult Jokes: The 2025 “Leonida Dreams & Legacy” Edition
In 2025, adult humor reached the "Pre-Release" phase. If you were...read more »
The Speeding Ticket Excuse
Trying to talk your way out of a fine with a very risky story.Off...read more »
The Yoga Class
Finding inner peace while staring at a wall.I joined an "Advanced...read more »
The Anniversary Card
Finding the right words for a decade of chaos.The card said, "To ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Work Promotion
Climbing the ladder and losing your mind.My boss said I was getti...read more »
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI Marriage
A guy tells his wife, "We’re just like Lucia and Jason from the ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Tron
Ares: "I'm entering the Grid!" "You're just wearing neon sneakers...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Gladiator II Aftermath
"Are you not entertained?!" "I'll be entertained when you finish...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!
My mind is blown by how funny this is.
I choose to believe it’s funny.
Saving the best laugh for last!