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The Marriage Secret

A veteran husband shares his golden rule for happiness.

The secret to a long marriage? A separate bank account and a very short memory.

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

54 Adult Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slinging & Reality Bites” Edition
In 2002, adult humor was caught in a web of pop culture. If you w...read more »
The OOP Relationship
A developer was explaining to his date why his last relationship ...read more »
Q: Why did the Karen press...
Q: Why did the Karen press CTRL+ ALT+ DEL? A: Because she wanted...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch 'Em All & Reality Check” Edition
In 2016, the boundary between the internet and reality finally di...read more »
2025 Classic: The Thunderbolts Vibe
 "We're a team of reformed villains!" "No, you're a group of dads...read more »
The Work Promotion
Climbing the ladder and losing your mind.My boss said I was getti...read more »
56 Adult Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Pie-Frenzy” Edition
In 1999, adult humor was a race against the clock. If you weren't...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2004 “Wardrobe Malfunction & Wall Posts” Edition
In 2004, adult humor revolved around what we saw (or shouldn't ha...read more »
Why did I get divorced? Well,...
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife ...read more »
49 Adult Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic Romance & Spice-Up” Edition
In 1997, adult humor was reaching a fever pitch. Pop culture was ...read more »

😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking & Frozen Hearts” Edition
In 2013, adult humor reached a new level of "What did I just watc...read more »
The Speeding Ticket Excuse
Trying to talk your way out of a fine with a very risky story.Off...read more »
The Mid-Life Crisis
Buying a sports car to outrun your responsibilities.I bought a re...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Name Out Your Mouth” Edition
In 2022, adult humor was punchy—literally. If you weren't trying ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Msdos_Expert02/15/2012 13:03DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
@Cheers_Norm04/07/1996 08:37Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
@Buffy_Summers_9711/12/1995 04:25Slaying these jokes one by one.
@Iron_Man_Tony03/05/2015 15:44I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@Silicon_Valley_Fan08/10/2002 04:53This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
@Marquee_Text_Fan10/17/2009 03:28<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>
@Tuenti_Specialist12/31/1997 03:27A classic from the Spanish web too!
@Charlie_Unicorn01/26/2005 22:47We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
@Shoes_Kelly_Fan08/21/2000 19:39OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
@Cloud_Computing02/25/2004 20:26Storing my laughs in the cloud.

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3 thoughts on “The Marriage Secret”

  1. User_955
    User_955 [Human Verified]

    haha, i’m gonna use this at the pub tonight. hope i dont mess up the delivery.

  2. User_575
    User_575 [Human Verified]

    found this via google search and it actually made my day. greetings from europe!

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