A developer was explaining to his date why his last relationship failed:
“Listen, she had too many private members and refused to expose any public interface. I tried to inherit from her, but there was no proper polymorphism — she only had one form and it was always ‘headache’. Every time I wanted to call a method, there were like 17 layers of abstraction and boilerplate excuses. In the end I had to refactor the whole thing, but the legacy code was so tightly coupled it segfaulted my emotions. Now I’m just looking for someone with loose coupling and good encapsulation… but who’s still down for some late-night debugging.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2012 Legacy: The Anna Karenina
"Our life is a Russian tragedy." "No, it's just cold outside and we're out of vodka."Part of the... read more »
"Our life is a Russian tragedy." "No, it's just cold outside and we're out of vodka."Part of the... read more »
2. 2020 Vintage: The Zoom Wardrobe
"I'm wearing a tuxedo shirt and sweatpants." "The '2020 Tuxedo'. Very dapper."Part of the 52 Adu... read more »
"I'm wearing a tuxedo shirt and sweatpants." "The '2020 Tuxedo'. Very dapper."Part of the 52 Adu... read more »
3. 2007 Archive: The Mad Men Lunch
"I'm going for a 3-martini lunch." "You work at a daycare, Steve. No you're not."Part of the 52 ... read more »
"I'm going for a 3-martini lunch." "You work at a daycare, Steve. No you're not."Part of the 52 ... read more »
4. 2002 Classic: The DVD Extras
"I love the 'Director's Commentary' on our arguments." "What’s that?" "That’s when your mother c... read more »
"I love the 'Director's Commentary' on our arguments." "What’s that?" "That’s when your mother c... read more »
5. 1999 Classic: The Viagra Trial #3
A man says, "Since 1998, my life has changed!" The doctor says, "The pills worked?" The man says... read more »
A man says, "Since 1998, my life has changed!" The doctor says, "The pills worked?" The man says... read more »
6. 2021 Archive: The King Richard
"I have a plan for my daughters to be champions!" "Start with a plan for them to clean their roo... read more »
"I have a plan for my daughters to be champions!" "Start with a plan for them to clean their roo... read more »
7. 2003 Legacy: The Gigli Movie
"Our relationship is like Gigli." "A beautiful romance?" "No, a critical disaster that everyone ... read more »
"Our relationship is like Gigli." "A beautiful romance?" "No, a critical disaster that everyone ... read more »
8. 2013 Vintage: The Anchorman 2
"Stay classy!" "I'm trying, but you're currently eating nachos in the bathtub. It’s a struggle."... read more »
"Stay classy!" "I'm trying, but you're currently eating nachos in the bathtub. It’s a struggle."... read more »
9. 2018 Classic: The Mamma Mia 2
"Here we go again!" "Is that your reaction to seeing the electric bill, or are you just excited ... read more »
"Here we go again!" "Is that your reaction to seeing the electric bill, or are you just excited ... read more »
10. 2007 Classic: The Mad Men Drink
Why do men in 2007 love Don Draper? Because he makes alcoholism and adultery look like a high-en... read more »
Why do men in 2007 love Don Draper? Because he makes alcoholism and adultery look like a high-en... read more »
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