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A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn’t please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said “I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!” He said, “Explain the kids!”

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Yahoo_Directory11/19/2004 08:10Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
@Pokemon_Blue03/16/2000 18:53Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@SpiceGirls_Fan05/21/1995 15:19Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
@Toy_Story_Buzz05/21/1995 08:58To infinity and beyond hilarious!
@Sixth_Sense_Cole03/06/1999 09:59I see funny people... everywhere!
@Silk_Road_Ghost04/19/2004 03:07Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Trinity_Matrix10/19/2009 20:34Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
@Ruby_Rhod_Green03/15/2008 18:43Super green! Hilarious!
@Jordan_Fan_2305/13/1996 15:30Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
@Tony_Hawk_Pro06/25/2006 14:37Just landed a 900 while reading this!

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