A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn’t please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said “I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!” He said, “Explain the kids!”
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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52 Adult Jokes: The 2024 “Maximum Effort & Very Demure” Edition
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The Wine Tasting
Learning to appreciate the finer things... and the buzz.I went to...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The Leonida Reality
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53 Adult Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & Hanging Chads” Edition
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The Late Night Text
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Q: Why did the Karen press...
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The Morning Wish
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
I see funny people... everywhere!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Super green! Hilarious!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Just landed a 900 while reading this!