A romantic gesture that took a very practical turn.
My wife whispered in my ear, “Tell me something dirty.” I looked her dead in the eye and said, “The kitchen, the bathroom, and the garage. Now let me sleep.”
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Morning Mirror
A reflection of the night before and the day ahead.I looked in th...read more »
The Neighbor’s Grass
When the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.M...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch 'Em All & Reality Check” Edition
In 2016, the boundary between the internet and reality finally di...read more »
The Gym Motivation
Working out for the wrong reasons, but with the right energy.I on...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Name Out Your Mouth” Edition
In 2022, adult humor was punchy—literally. If you weren't trying ...read more »
The Wine Tasting
Learning to appreciate the finer things... and the buzz.I went to...read more »
50 Adult Jokes: The 2006 “High Five & Micro-Blogging” Edition
In 2006, adult humor was a mix of "Very Nice!" catchphrases and t...read more »
2025 Archive: The Final 2025 Thought
"I'm 'Leonida-ready'." "Meaning?" "I've accepted that nothing ma...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Exit
"Why was 2025 so fast?" "Because we spent the whole year waiting...read more »
Q: Why did the Karen press...
Q: Why did the Karen press CTRL+ ALT+ DEL?
A: Because she wanted...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Met Gala 2025
"I'm wearing a conceptual piece!" "You're wearing a shower curta...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Vision
"I can see the future!" "And?" "It involves a lot of subscriptio...read more »
2025 Classic: The Fantastic Four Family
"We’re like the Fantastic Four!" "Because we have powers?" "No, ...read more »
The Late Night Text
A digital invitation that led to a very analog disappointment.She...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
A joke for the end of the world.
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
The human guide to online humor.
hahaha, i needed this today. work was so stressful but this made me smile.
best joke i’ve heard in years. simple and effective.
best joke i’ve heard in months. simple and effective.