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“I’m wearing a conceptual piece!” “You’re wearing a shower curtain and a colander. Please don’t go outside like that.”

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

"We're a team of reformed villains!" "No, you're a group of dads...read more »

"I'm leaning into my dark side." "Your 'dark side' is just you f...read more »

Medical recommendations for a better love life.The doctor told me...read more »

Turning the heat up in the kitchen and the bedroom.I told my wife...read more »

In 2012, we were living on borrowed time (thanks to the Mayans). ...read more »

"I found a carton of eggs for under $10!" "It's a Christmas mira...read more »

In 2001, adult humor started to fit into a pocket. We were obsess...read more »

In 2004, adult humor revolved around what we saw (or shouldn't ha...read more »

Treating every injury with a kiss and a damp paper towel.I could ...read more »

In 2023, adult humor was divided between "Hi Barbie!" and "I am b...read more »

Q: What do you call bees that produce milk instead of honey? A: ...read more »

"The dinosaurs are back... again!" "Just like my back pain every...read more »

"I'm doing 'Virtual Reality Boxing'!" "Did you win?" "No, I punc...read more »

"I'm a deadly dancer!" "You're a guy who tripped over his own fe...read more »

@Win95_Fanatic03/06/2013 00:35This joke is more stable than Windows 95!

@Sixth_Sense_Cole03/20/1997 06:58I see funny people... everywhere!

@C++_Dev_9801/04/2011 19:30I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@Green_Day_Fan11/04/2003 19:02Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.

@Charlie_Bit_Me04/30/2013 03:03Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!

@GG_WP_9812/25/2006 06:04Good game, well played. This is a winner.

@Selfie_King_0501/22/2007 01:39Taking a photo of me laughing!