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The Speeding Ticket Excuse

Trying to talk your way out of a fine with a very risky story.

Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?” Me: “Because I was going 90?” Officer: “No, because your wife is on the roof and you’ve been driving for ten miles.”

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Snake_Game_Pro06/21/2013 09:58I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
@Avatar_Na_vi02/03/2014 22:44I see you... laughing!
@DotCom_Survivor08/10/2013 06:41I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
@Weird_Science_G07/07/1999 06:47We created a monster... of a joke!
@Facepalm_Master07/07/2015 08:03I facepalmed and then I laughed.

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