A secret treasure map only she knows by heart.
My kids think I don’t know they have a candy stash. I let them keep it because it’s easier than them finding my “Emergency Wine and Chocolate” cabinet.
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The 2025 Vacation
"We're going on a 'Staycation'!" "Is that because we love our ho...read more »
The Kitchen Fantasy
Living the dream, one appliance at a time.My wife said she wanted...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI Relationship
"My AI assistant is my best friend!" "Does she understand you?" ...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch 'Em All & Reality Check” Edition
In 2016, the boundary between the internet and reality finally di...read more »
51 Adult Jokes: The 2001 “iPod & Digital Wizardry” Edition
In 2001, adult humor started to fit into a pocket. We were obsess...read more »
A man and woman had been...
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 ye...read more »
Q: What do you call bees...
Q: What do you call bees that produce milk instead of honey?
A: ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Wednesday Season 2 Part 2
"I'm leaning into my dark side." "Your 'dark side' is just you f...read more »
56 Adult Jokes: The 2015 “Golden Dress & Turtleneck Vibes” Edition
In 2015, adult humor was viral, fast, and often filtered. If you ...read more »
Q: What do you say when...
Q: What do you say when your favorite smoke shop is replaced by a...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Jurassic World 4
"The dinosaurs are back... again!" "Just like my back pain every...read more »
The Nap Strategy
Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Exit
"Why was 2025 so fast?" "Because we spent the whole year waiting...read more »
The Magic Lamp Deal
Genies always have a way of twisting your deepest desires.A guy f...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
my uncle told a version of this at a wedding once. everyone lost it.
i’m gonna use this as an icebreaker. wish me luck!
i remember hearing this back in the day on some old bbs. nostalgia hits hard.