Q: What do you say when your favorite smoke shop is replaced by a J. Crew?
A: Clothes, but no cigar!
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Anniversary Card
Finding the right words for a decade of chaos.The card said, "To ...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2004 “Wardrobe Malfunction & Wall Posts” Edition
In 2004, adult humor revolved around what we saw (or shouldn't ha...read more »
50 Adult Jokes: The 2006 “High Five & Micro-Blogging” Edition
In 2006, adult humor was a mix of "Very Nice!" catchphrases and t...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore & Smoking Room” Edition
In 1995, adult humor was social currency. If you had access to an...read more »
The Hidden Snack Stash
A secret treasure map only she knows by heart.My kids think I don...read more »
Q: What did the full glass...
Q: What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
A: You look d...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Movie Theater
"It's $25 for a ticket!" "Does it include a seat?" "No, but you ...read more »
The Anniversary Surprise
Planning a night to remember that ended in a nap.I bought my wife...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Workout
"I’m training for the GTA VI release!" "By running?" "No, by sit...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Vision
"I can see the future!" "And?" "It involves a lot of subscriptio...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI Marriage
A guy tells his wife, "We’re just like Lucia and Jason from the ...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2008 “Superhero Peak & Economic Leak” Edition
In 2008, adult humor was a survival mechanism. If you weren't jok...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club & P. Sherman” Edition
In 2003, adult humor shifted toward the "Bling" era. If you weren...read more »
The Doctor Mom
Treating every injury with a kiss and a damp paper towel.I could ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
Very nice! Great success!
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.