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The Anniversary Card

Finding the right words for a decade of chaos.

The card said, “To the one who holds the key to my heart.” I wrote inside, “Can you also find the key to the lawnmower? It’s been three weeks.”

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

55 Adult Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Red Light, Green Light” Edition
In 2021, adult humor was about the absurdity of value. We spent t...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Leonida Reality
 Why is life in 2025 like the new GTA? Because you can’t go five ...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens & Total Meltdowns” Edition
In 2007, adult humor evolved. We stopped "poking" people on Faceb...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2018 “Thanos Snap & Tide Pod” Edition
In 2018, adult humor felt a bit like a survival game. If you were...read more »
Q: What do you call a...
Q: What do you call a dog that’s been run over by a steamroller?...read more »
2025 Classic: The Avatar 3 Mystery
 "I'm heading to Pandora!" "The garden shed isn't a moon, Kevin. ...read more »
51 Adult Jokes: The 2001 “iPod & Digital Wizardry” Edition
In 2001, adult humor started to fit into a pocket. We were obsess...read more »
2025 Archive: The Blade Reboot Delay
 "I'm a vampire hunter!" "You've been 'waiting for the right mome...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Fitness
 "I'm doing 'Virtual Reality Boxing'!" "Did you win?" "No, I punc...read more »
50 Adult Jokes: The 2025 “Leonida Dreams & Legacy” Edition
In 2025, adult humor reached the "Pre-Release" phase. If you were...read more »

😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Broken Internets” Edition
In 2014, adult humor was as cold as a bucket of ice and as thirst...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Exit
 "Why was 2025 so fast?" "Because we spent the whole year waiting...read more »
2025 Classic: The New Year's 2026 Resolution
 "My resolution is to actually play GTA VI... and maybe learn the...read more »
The Mid-Life Crisis
Buying a sports car to outrun your responsibilities.I bought a re...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AltaVista_Pro12/30/2006 22:41Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@Men_In_Black_J06/22/1995 21:34Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
@Y2K_Bug_Hunter09/26/1999 01:28The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!
@Spice_Girl_Posh01/01/2008 06:03Simply posh humor. I love it.
@Legally_Blonde_Paulette02/07/1996 10:07I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
@Gnutella_User01/11/1998 20:04Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Brazil_Terry_G09/01/2014 22:19Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
@Net_Neutrality02/04/2012 13:54Equality for all jokes!
@Filter_Fanatic05/15/2007 20:20This joke looks better with a sepia filter.

Yearly Joke Archive

3 thoughts on “The Anniversary Card”

  1. User_801
    User_801 [Human Verified]

    i’ve been scrolling for 20 minutes and this is the first one that made me bark-laugh.

  2. User_878
    User_878 [Human Verified]

    lol, i’ve seen a similar situation in real life. people are amazing sometimes.

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