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A: Spot!

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

"I'm heading to Pandora!" "The garden shed isn't a moon, Kevin. ...read more »

"I'm stuck in a canon event!" "Is it the one where you forget ou...read more »

Q: Why did the Karen press CTRL+ ALT+ DEL? A: Because she wanted...read more »

"I'm using an AI wingman!" "Did he help?" "He told me to be 'dem...read more »

In 2001, adult humor started to fit into a pocket. We were obsess...read more »

"I'm a vampire hunter!" "You've been 'waiting for the right mome...read more »

"The zombies have evolved!" "Just like the viruses on your compu...read more »

Q: Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? A: Be...read more »

In 2009, adult humor was divided between the escapism of Ava...read more »

"I bought a digital racing rig!" "For $5,000?" "I need to feel t...read more »

Working out for the wrong reasons, but with the right energy.I on...read more »

"I’m doing the new dance!" "You look like you’re trying to shake...read more »

A romantic gesture that took a very practical turn.My wife whispe...read more »

Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »

@Napster_King09/29/1995 23:56I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!

@Zelda_Link10/07/2009 11:08It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.

@Austin_Powers_Doctor11/26/1996 05:52One million laughs! Mwahahaha!

@Sion_Partier05/28/2007 03:21The last city on Earth loves this one!

@Kill_Bill_Bride08/29/2015 01:24I have unfinished business... with this laugh!

@Offspring_Guy09/23/2013 22:33The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.