Buying a sports car to outrun your responsibilities.
I bought a red convertible. My wife said I’m trying to replace my youth. I told her I’m just trying to replace the minivan smell.
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Vision
"I can see the future!" "And?" "It involves a lot of subscriptio...read more »
2025 Legacy: The F1 2025 Season
"I'm like Lewis Hamilton in a Ferrari!" "Fast and expensive?" "N...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2011 “Arrow to the Knee & Royal Fever” Edition
In 2011, adult humor moved from the cinema to the "Cloud." If you...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 1998 “Beret, Cigar & Blue Dress” Edition
In 1998, adult humor was purely political and deeply personal. It...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Minecraft Movie Part 2
"I'm mining for diamonds!" "Mine for some motivation to clean th...read more »
56 Adult Jokes: The 2015 “Golden Dress & Turtleneck Vibes” Edition
In 2015, adult humor was viral, fast, and often filtered. If you ...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Smart Home
"My fridge just judged my diet!" "What did it say?" "It locked t...read more »
The Neighbor’s Grass
When the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.M...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Exit
"Why was 2025 so fast?" "Because we spent the whole year waiting...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Mid-life Crisis
"I bought a digital racing rig!" "For $5,000?" "I need to feel t...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
A few months after his parents...
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passe...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Wednesday Season 2 Dance
"I’m doing the new dance!" "You look like you’re trying to shake...read more »
2025 Archive: The Mickey Mouse Horror
"Steamboat Willie is coming for us!" "No, that's just your copyr...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Broken Internets” Edition
In 2014, adult humor was as cold as a bucket of ice and as thirst...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
Found a real treasure with this one.
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
My CPU is running hot after this one!
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
Shut up and take my laughter!
i’ve been scrolling for 20 minutes and this is the first one that made me bark-laugh.
does this work with beer too? asking for a friend. hahaha.
i’m laughing so hard i woke up the dog. sorry buddy.