A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom’s bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, “I need a man, I need a man!” Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, “Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!”
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Yoga Class
Finding inner peace while staring at a wall.I joined an "Advanced...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slinging & Reality Bites” Edition
In 2002, adult humor was caught in a web of pop culture. If you w...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Movie Theater
"It's $25 for a ticket!" "Does it include a seat?" "No, but you ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The F1 2025 Season
"I'm like Lewis Hamilton in a Ferrari!" "Fast and expensive?" "N...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2024 “Maximum Effort & Very Demure” Edition
In 2024, adult humor was a mix of R-rated superhero banter and th...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2012 “Pre-Apocalypse & Invisible Horse” Edition
In 2012, we were living on borrowed time (thanks to the Mayans). ...read more »
The Hidden Snack Stash
A secret treasure map only she knows by heart.My kids think I don...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2018 “Thanos Snap & Tide Pod” Edition
In 2018, adult humor felt a bit like a survival game. If you were...read more »
2025 Classic: The Toy Story 5 News
"They're back... again!" "Just like my student loan payments. So...read more »
The Marriage Secret
A veteran husband shares his golden rule for happiness.The secret...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
53 Adult Jokes: The 2019 “I Love You 3000 & Area 51” Edition
In 2019, adult humor was about closing chapters and starting new ...read more »
The Speeding Ticket Excuse
Trying to talk your way out of a fine with a very risky story.Off...read more »
Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?...
Q: What's a lawyer's favorite drink?
A: Subpoena colada!read more »
50 Adult Jokes: The 2006 “High Five & Micro-Blogging” Edition
In 2006, adult humor was a mix of "Very Nice!" catchphrases and t...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
Problem? No, just laughs!