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Q: What’s a lawyer’s favorite drink?…

Q: What’s a lawyer’s favorite drink?
A: Subpoena colada!

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Vintage: The Wednesday Season 2 Part 2
 "I'm leaning into my dark side." "Your 'dark side' is just you f...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Grocery Trip
 "I found a carton of eggs for under $10!" "It's a Christmas mira...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Tron
Ares: "I'm entering the Grid!" "You're just wearing neon sneakers...read more »
The Gym Motivation
Working out for the wrong reasons, but with the right energy.I on...read more »
2025 Classic: The New Year's 2026 Resolution
 "My resolution is to actually play GTA VI... and maybe learn the...read more »
The Anniversary Card
Finding the right words for a decade of chaos.The card said, "To ...read more »
56 Adult Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Pie-Frenzy” Edition
In 1999, adult humor was a race against the clock. If you weren't...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2020 “New Normal & Carole Baskin” Edition
In 2020, adult humor moved from the bar to the Zoom Room. If...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2004 “Wardrobe Malfunction & Wall Posts” Edition
In 2004, adult humor revolved around what we saw (or shouldn't ha...read more »
Q: What do you call bees...
Q: What do you call bees that produce milk instead of honey? A: ...read more »

😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

55 Adult Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Red Light, Green Light” Edition
In 2021, adult humor was about the absurdity of value. We spent t...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Vacation
 "We're going on a 'Staycation'!" "Is that because we love our ho...read more »
The Mid-Life Crisis
Buying a sports car to outrun your responsibilities.I bought a re...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Apple Car Rumors (Again)
 "It's coming this time!" "Unless it can drive itself to my mothe...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Netscape_Ninja03/27/2007 03:28Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
@DVD_Collector07/12/2009 14:41Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
@ICQ_Classic05/05/2011 10:38That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
@CRT_Brightness08/07/2013 05:16I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
@SimCity_Mayor02/11/2005 07:05Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
@Firewire_Fan09/11/2015 03:35Transferring laughs at high speeds.
@Nice_Guy_Eddie01/27/2010 23:50Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
@Second_Life_Avy10/14/2005 14:47In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
@Tay_Zonday_Fan04/29/2007 23:17Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
@Believe_It_Or_N11/13/2014 11:31I choose to believe it’s funny.

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