Q: What did the full glass…

Q: What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
A: You look drunk!

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

A romantic gesture that took a very practical turn.My wife whispe...read more »

"It's $25 for a ticket!" "Does it include a seat?" "No, but you ...read more »

In 2010, adult humor went deep. If you weren't joking about ...read more »

Planning a night to remember that ended in a nap.I bought my wife...read more »

"I'm stuck in a canon event!" "Is it the one where you forget ou...read more »

"I bought a chocolate bar for $12!" "Was it luxury?" "No, it was...read more »

"The new console is coming! It’s backwards compatible!" "Great. ...read more »

In 2003, adult humor shifted toward the "Bling" era. If you weren...read more »

Q: Why did the Karen press CTRL+ ALT+ DEL? A: Because she wanted...read more »

In 2008, adult humor was a survival mechanism. If you weren't jok...read more »

"Steamboat Willie is coming for us!" "No, that's just your copyr...read more »

"My password is now a 64-digit biometric scan." "And you still f...read more »

"I'm flying!" "You're standing on the kitchen counter trying to ...read more »

"I'm leaning into my dark side." "Your 'dark side' is just you f...read more »

@Forrest_Gump_8811/26/2003 07:17Internet is like a box of chocolates...

@Incredibles_Dash07/31/2010 00:51That was super fast and super funny!

@Pirate_Bay_9912/02/2007 08:42Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@Ermahgerd_Girl01/18/2005 11:58ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!

@Mocking_Sponge05/10/1995 09:16mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.