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2012 Archive: The Mouse

 I’m “clicking” with the survivors.

Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@PalmPilot_Pro05/08/1996 09:30Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@SpiderMan_Peter05/27/2004 15:54My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@Cipher_Steak10/22/2009 23:45Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
@Bill_Nye_Fan05/08/2007 10:59Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
@Mocking_Sponge03/26/1997 22:21mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
@Friendster_Ghost12/29/2004 07:32Remember me? I’m still laughing.
@Pwnage_King11/14/1997 10:58Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.

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