“It hurts when I kneel.” “Then stop praying for a market recovery and stand up.”
Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Invisible Patient
A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »
A doctor and a lawyer are...
A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »
71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition
In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »
55 Doctor Jokes: The 1996 “Managed Care & Medical Dramas” Edition
In 1996, medical humor evolved with the growing dominance of HMOs...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Cloud Death
"Doctor, I'm dying." "Don't worry, we’ve already backed you up to...read more »
59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition
In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Dentist 2
"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »
69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare & Digital Charts” Edition
In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »
67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Fever & Matrix Medical” Edition
In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »
61 Doctor Jokes: The 2023 “AI Boom & ChatGPT Diagnosis” Edition
In 2023, medical humor focused on the battle between human expert...read more »
😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition
In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »
The Bad News First
A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »
2025 Vintage: The HMO
"We don't cover 'Existential Robot Anxiety'. That's a 'Human-Only...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Waiting Room 2
I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually outlived the AI model tha...read more »
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Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
The human guide to online humor.
Classic. Simply classic.