2009 Archive: The Tank

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Tank. / Tank who? / Tank you for being my 2009 BFF!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

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@N64_GoldenEye03/16/2012 06:46Better than a headshot in Complex!

@Celebrity_DM02/10/2006 07:32Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).

@Ferris_Bueller01/28/2013 06:13Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.

@CounterStrike_Pro08/30/2011 22:43Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!

@David_After_Dent07/18/1999 04:32Is this real life? Or is it just funny?

@No_Way_Jose08/02/2001 12:32No way! That’s too much!

@Social_Media_G01/28/2009 17:26I’m going to poke you for this joke!