2025 Vintage: The Alex

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain the future of humanity once I’m inside!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new b...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help ...read more »

In 2009, we were all seeing blue—thanks to James Cameron’s A...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Donut. / Donut who? / Donut ask, ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

In 2019, we were all trying to "Storm Area 51" (at least in our m...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Needle. / Needle who? / Needle li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Amos. / Amos who? / A mosquito bi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anxiety. / Anxiety who? / Anxiety...read more »

In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »

@Silk_Road_Ghost10/20/2014 15:17Trading jokes in the shadows.

@Green_Day_Fan03/16/2013 09:45Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.

@Dirty_Dancing_F12/03/2003 02:57Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.

@Champ_Kind_Wham02/09/2005 16:39WHAMMY! That’s a good one!

@Web_Crawler_9604/20/2001 01:47Crawled my way to this hilarious page.