2024 Classic: The Lettuce

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🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the f...read more »

In 2010, we started sharing our lives through square photos and f...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind ...read more »

In 1997, the world was changing fast. We were mourning icons, wat...read more »

In 1996, as the internet started to crawl into our homes via nois...read more »

In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget ...read more »

In 2007, the world changed with a single touch. As we stood in li...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain th...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Beetlejuice. / Beetlejuice who? /...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? /...read more »

In 2012, we were all waiting for the world to end, but we were to...read more »

@Blockbuster_Refugee04/28/2010 16:28Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.

@Forrest_Gump_Running08/10/2009 15:49Laughing is as laughing does.

@Keyboard_Warrior01/16/2015 19:55F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!

@CRT_Degauss09/01/1999 11:00BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.

@Badger_Badger_M11/30/1996 04:52Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@PeanutButter_J11/04/2015 16:09It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?

@Infoseek_Explorer06/23/2011 22:34Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.

@LiveJournal_Deep01/22/2007 15:54Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.

@Social_Media_G07/08/2005 21:34I’m going to poke you for this joke!