54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2013 “GTA V & Frozen” Edition
In 2013, we were all busy robbing banks in Los Santos and trying to build a snowman. It was the year of the Vine launch, the Harlem… Read More »54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 2013 “GTA V & Frozen” Edition
58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition
In 2003, everyone was learning to “just keep swimming” while trying to organize their 99-cent digital songs. It was a year of animated adventures and… Read More »58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition
134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012)
2012 was the year we all survived the “Mayan Apocalypse” only to spend the rest of the year doing an invisible horse dance. While PSY was teaching us “Gangnam Style,” the Avengers were busy assembling for the first time on the big screen, and Felix Baumgartner was literally dropping in from space. It was the year of the London Olympics, the landing of the Curiosity rover on Mars, and the moment we realized that “Call Me Maybe” was the stickiest song ever written. These puns are world-endingly good and optimized for a post-apocalyptic feed.
Read More »134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012)What do you call a bear with a cell phone?
A grizzly caller! He’s always roaming and looking for a better signal in the wild.
2025 Classic: The AI Joke Policy
Why the whispers? Because Nate Bargatze opened the show joking that his monologue was written by a toaster, which got a very nervous laugh from… Read More »2025 Classic: The AI Joke Policy
2025 Classic: The Olympic “Hangover” in Paris
Why was the city so empty? Because after 2024, the Parisians realized they actually liked having their cafes back without three million tourists. Part of… Read More »2025 Classic: The Olympic “Hangover” in Paris
2025 Archive: The Mickey Mouse Horror
“Steamboat Willie is coming for us!” “No, that’s just your copyright-expired sense of humor creeping everyone out at the party.” Part of the 50 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2025 Archive: The Mickey Mouse Horror
2024 Classic: The Lettuce
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, Deadpool & Wolverine is starting! Part of the 49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2024… Read More »2024 Classic: The Lettuce
2024 Legacy: The Camera
I’m “focusing” on the spatial video. Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified
2023 Legacy: The Titanic Submarine
“I’m going on a deep-sea adventure!” “In a tube controlled by a $30 gaming controller? I think I’ll just stay on the sofa, thanks.” Part of… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Titanic Submarine