2022 Legacy: The FIFA “Rainbow” Armband Ban
Why were the teams covering their mouths? Because they weren’t allowed to wear a symbol of equality, so they decided to let their silence speak… Read More »2022 Legacy: The FIFA “Rainbow” Armband Ban
2022 Vintage: The “Corn Kid” Viral Fame
Why was he the mascot of ’22? Because “It’s Corn! A big lump with knobs!” was a better description of the federal budget than anything… Read More »2022 Vintage: The “Corn Kid” Viral Fame
2022 Vintage: The MRI
“Does this machine scan for ‘Burnout’?” “No, just normal issues. Burnout is the new ‘Normal’.” Part of the 57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry &… Read More »2022 Vintage: The MRI
2021 Classic: The “No Malarkey” (Legacy)
Why was it back? Because after 2020, even a little bit of “Malarkey” felt like an overdose. Part of the 36 Presidential Jokes: The 2021… Read More »2021 Classic: The “No Malarkey” (Legacy)
2020 Legacy: The Cleaning
She brought a bottle of bleach to the Zoom call. She said she was “spiritually disinfecting” the connection. Part of the 65 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Cleaning
2020 Vintage: The Parasite
A guy watches the Oscars in February and says, “This is the weirdest thing that will happen all year.” The world laughs. Part of the… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Parasite
2019 Vintage: The Tree
I’m “branching” out into new sagas. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Classic: The AirPods Logic
“I can’t hear you, I have my AirPods in.” “I’m holding the credit card bill.” “Suddenly, my hearing has returned!” Part of the 66 Marriage… Read More »2018 Classic: The AirPods Logic
2018 Vintage: Lady Gaga & Bradley Cooper (A Star Is Born)
Why was everyone screaming “Haaa-ah-ah-ah-aaah” in 2018? Because Gaga and Bradley proved that you only need one garage song and a lot of intense eye… Read More »2018 Vintage: Lady Gaga & Bradley Cooper (A Star Is Born)
2018 Legacy: The Insurance
I asked if they cover ‘Viral Challenge Injuries.’ They said, “Only if the video got over a million views.” Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Insurance