2012 Legacy: The Google “Knowledge Graph”
Why did the manager look smart? Because Google started giving him the answers directly on the search page, so he didn’t have to click a… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Google “Knowledge Graph”
2012 Legacy: Worst Picture
Why The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2? Because it was the final opportunity to tell the world that “sparkling” is not a personality trait.… Read More »2012 Legacy: Worst Picture
2012 Legacy: The Candy Crush Addiction
Why did the lawyer bill for 12 hours while playing Candy Crush? He called it “high-level strategic resource reallocation and pattern recognition.” Part of the… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Candy Crush Addiction
2011 Vintage: Drive (The Movie)
Why was the cousin wearing a satin jacket with a scorpion on it? Because Ryan Gosling didn’t say much, but he made “staring intensely” the… Read More »2011 Vintage: Drive (The Movie)
2011 Archive: The Fall of Muammar Gaddafi
Why was the end of the Libyan regime so surreal? Because it turned out that 42 years of “Brotherly Leader” styling couldn’t protect you when… Read More »2011 Archive: The Fall of Muammar Gaddafi
2011 Legacy: The Fast Five Transformation
They added The Rock and suddenly this racing franchise turned into a superhero movie with more tanks. Part of the 64 Observational One-Liners: The 2011… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Fast Five Transformation
2011 Archive: The Derrick Rose MVP
Why was he the youngest ever? Because he was moving so fast for the Bulls that the refs had to check if he was using… Read More »2011 Archive: The Derrick Rose MVP
2010 Classic: The Surgeon 2
“I’m using a robotic arm with an iPad interface.” “Can I play Fruit Ninja on it later?” Part of the 63 Doctor Jokes: The 2010… Read More »2010 Classic: The Surgeon 2
2010 Vintage: Tangled
Why was the hair so long? Because Disney realized that 70 feet of golden hair was the only way to stay ahead of the CGI… Read More »2010 Vintage: Tangled
2009 Classic: The Confederations Cup
Why was the USA in the final? Because they beat Spain’s 35-match winning streak, proving that for one day, anything was possible. Part of the… Read More »2009 Classic: The Confederations Cup