Why did the Army hire more anthropologists? To explain that the locals aren’t “Anti-Democracy,” they’re just “Anti-You-Being-On-Their-Lawn.” Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2008… Read More »2008 Archive: The “Human Terrain Teams”
Why “Stronger”? Because what doesn’t kill Kanye only makes his Grammy speeches longer. Part of the 37 Grammy Jokes: The 2008 “Rehab, Retro-Soul & The… Read More »2008 Classic: Best Rap Solo Performance
Why was he eating 12,000 calories a day? Because in 2008, he needed the energy to carry 8 gold medals and the entire pride of… Read More »2008 Legacy: Michael Phelps
I’ve been here so long that the ‘New’ drug is now a ‘Government-subsidized’ drug. Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash &… Read More »2008 Archive: The Pharmacy Wait 2
I’m “slowly” learning to type with my thumbs. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
Why was everyone humming it? Because CeeLo Green and Danger Mouse created a song so infectious it became the first track in history to hit… Read More »2006 Archive: The Gnarls Barkley “Crazy” Viral Storm
I asked the receptionist for my file. She said, “I can’t show you. In 2004, your medical history is so private that even the doctor… Read More »2004 Archive: The HIPAA Update
Why was the Opportunity rover so good at its job? It had a “rock-solid” work ethic. Part of the 51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004… Read More »2004 Classic: The Mars Rover
Why was the boss missing important emails? Because his new “Aggressive Filter” decided that anything from “Marketing” was a scam (it wasn’t wrong). Part of… Read More »2003 Archive: The Spam Filter
Why was it a “clash of titans”? Because it was the first time Shaq had to look up at someone during a jump ball. Part of the… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Yao Ming vs. Shaq
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