2008 Archive: The “Human Terrain Teams”

Why did the Army hire more anthropologists? To explain that the locals aren’t “Anti-Democracy,” they’re just “Anti-You-Being-On-Their-Lawn.”

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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In 1997, the military world was obsessed with "Information Superi...read more »

In 2021, the military realized that 20 years of nation-building c...read more »

Why 2024? Because "Propaganda" is now 90% bots arguing with other...read more »

Why the Czech initiative? Because finding 800,000 artillery shell...read more »

Why did it taste like plastic? Because in 2025, even the food is ...read more »

Why the noise? To remind everyone that the "Big Sticks" are still...read more »

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@Zoolander_Blue04/10/2004 11:25Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@AOL_Instant_Msg07/12/2010 01:05I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Melrose_Place_Fan09/09/2000 03:10Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Delicious_Links07/17/1995 20:19Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!

@Grammar_Nazi_9901/31/1998 23:02Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!

@Cloud_Computing09/08/1998 11:23Storing my laughs in the cloud.