Why was the August crash “Surprising”? To absolutely nobody. In 2023, “Gravity” in Russia became a lot more selective about who it affects after they try to overthrow the government.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2023 “FPV Frenzy & Wagner’s Road Trip” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Problem? No, just laughs!