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2014 Vintage: Worst Director

 Why Michael Bay? For proving that he can make a movie longer, louder, and more confusing with every passing year.

Part of the 36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2014 “Saving Christmas, Dinosaurs & Cameron’s Double” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2004 “Catwoman, Alexander & White Chicks” Edition
In 2004, the 25th Razzie Awards hit a quarter-century milestone b...read more »
2025 Vintage: Worst Screen Couple
 Why Rachel Zegler and the Seven CGI Dudes? Because the chemistry...read more »
2025 Vintage: Snow White’s Poison Apple
 Why did Snow White dominate the nominations? Because Disney mana...read more »
37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon, Godzilla & Gigli’s Ancestors” Edition
In 1998, the 19th Razzie Awards had a target-rich environment. It...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Karate Kid" Logic
 Why Ralph Macchio? For being 60 years old and still letting a te...read more »
33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2017 “Emoji Movie, Mummies & Darker Shades” Edition
In 2017, the 38th Razzie Awards hit a new low—literally—by awardi...read more »
2025 Classic: Minecraft’s Costume Design
 Why was Jack Black nominated? For playing "Steve" by simply wear...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Minecraft" Visuals
 Why were they a joke? For making a world of blocks look like a w...read more »
2024 Classic: Worst Actress
 Why Dakota Johnson? For playing a psychic who was seemingly the ...read more »

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2025 Archive: Worst Remake or Sequel
 Why Snow White? Because some mirrors should never be looked into...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1995 “Showgirls & Razzie Royalty” Edition
In 1995, the 16th Razzie Awards proved that Hollywood could fail ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Final Razzie Vibe
 Why was it a landmark? Because it was the year Disney realized t...read more »
2024 Archive: Worst Actress Runner-up
 Why Cate Blanchett for Borderlands? For proving that even a Quee...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@GameBoy_Color06/27/2008 01:07Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
@Quake_Fragger05/31/2013 10:41M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@Buffy_Summers_9708/22/2003 23:28Slaying these jokes one by one.
@Jordan_Fan_2306/29/2013 00:34Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
@MTV_Unplugged04/15/2000 08:44Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
@Arthur_Fist_Fan12/30/1998 11:31My fist is clenched... with joy!
@Metacrawler_X11/21/1998 17:50Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
@Starcraft_Zerg06/23/1998 16:57Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!

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