Why was he eating 12,000 calories a day? Because in 2008, he needed the energy to carry 8 gold medals and the entire pride of American swimming.
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Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
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I want it that way... the funny way!
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
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