2018 Classic: The AirPods Logic

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🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

In 1998, marriage was defined by the transition from the angst of...read more »

I tried to "Update" my marriage. It said, "Hardware not compatib...read more »

In 2023, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Bar...read more »

The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »

In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »

In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »

I told her we should go to the moon. She said, "You get motion s...read more »

“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »

“A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of...read more »

In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »

It detects my snoring and tilts the mattress until I roll off on...read more »

A simple errand that becomes a test of character.I went to the st...read more »

It’s finally here. My husband hasn't left the simulation in a mo...read more »

In 2006, marriage was about dodging a Wii remote thrown by your s...read more »

@WebSurfer_X08/25/1996 18:11Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!

@Pager_Guy05/11/2008 16:30Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!

@SpiceGirls_Fan06/07/1995 11:56Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!

@Melrose_Place_Fan04/19/1999 21:15Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Oracle_Says12/17/1998 21:20I knew you’d laugh at this.

@American_Psycho_P01/31/1995 11:16I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.

@Beavis_Cornholio12/23/2004 23:14I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!

@Shut_Up_Money12/19/2005 04:07Shut up and take my laughter!