2000 Vintage: The Glue
I have a great joke about glue, but I’m “sticking” to this one. Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive archive.… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Glue
2000 Legacy: The Office Assistant
Why was Clippy looking so sharp? He had a 3D-rendered shadow and was more annoying than ever in 32-bit color. Part of the 73 Office… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Office Assistant
1998 Legacy: The Cellular Flip-Phone Belt Clip
Securing a massive, plastic-wrapped mobile phone into a heavy leather holster directly onto a braided belt, wearing it like a piece of high-tech law enforcement… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Cellular Flip-Phone Belt Clip
1998 Vintage: The Shag Carpet Shock Treatment
Building up a massive electrical charge by dragging orthopedic slippers across an olive-green carpet, then accidentally shocking the family dog when reaching for the water… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Shag Carpet Shock Treatment
1998 Legacy: The Choker Discomfort
The girl who spent all of silent reading time scratching her neck because her plastic tattoo choker was digging into her skin. Part of the… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Choker Discomfort
1998 Legacy: The Guinness Pour
A guy waits for his Guinness. He says, “I could have brewed it myself in this time.” The bartender says, “And it would have tasted… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Guinness Pour
1998 Legacy: The Magazine
She reads People magazine just to see who else’s children are failing. Part of the 71 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1998 “Star Wars & Search Engines” Edition archive.… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Magazine
1998 Classic: The Hubble Telescope’s Dark Energy
Why did NASA’s discovery scare Congress? Because “Dark Energy” is the only thing that expands faster than the federal deficit. Part of the 37 Politicians… Read More »1998 Classic: The Hubble Telescope’s Dark Energy
1996 Legacy: Marlon Brando’s Hat
Why was Marlon Brando nominated for The Island of Dr. Moreau? Because wearing an ice bucket on your head and being followed by a “mini-me”… Read More »1996 Legacy: Marlon Brando’s Hat
1995 Archive: The Driver
My mother-in-law is a terrible driver. She once got a speeding ticket for doing 20 in a 15 zone… while she was walking. Part of… Read More »1995 Archive: The Driver