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2000 Legacy: The Office Assistant

 Why was Clippy looking so sharp? He had a 3D-rendered shadow and was more annoying than ever in 32-bit color.

Part of the 73 Office Groaners: The 2000 “New Millennium” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CRT_Brightness07/19/2004 13:56I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
@Linux_Distro_Fan03/21/2003 11:35Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Frasier_Crane02/10/1995 17:47I am listening... and I am laughing.
@Beavis_Cornholio08/27/2004 17:23I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
@About_Dot_Com09/02/2008 09:30The human guide to online humor.
@Delicious_Links06/21/1995 08:37Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
@GL_HF_Runner03/16/2003 18:51Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
@Shoes_Kelly_Fan07/19/2004 02:27OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
@Opera_User_9904/28/2011 05:17Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.

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