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The Budget Meeting

Numbers, charts, and the sudden disappearance of free snacks.

Our manager said we need to tighten our belts to save the company money. I suggested we start by getting rid of the “How to Save Money” seminars that cost $5,000 each.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WinAmp_Shaker05/02/2014 02:46It really whips the llama's ass!
@Winamp_Skin_Maker08/25/1999 17:30Llama approved! This joke really whips!
@Firewall_Wizard11/21/1999 04:47Letting this joke through the port.
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@Tuenti_Specialist10/29/2011 03:05A classic from the Spanish web too!
@Rage_Comic_Fan03/19/1998 03:38FFFFFUUUUU-nny!

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