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The Monday Morning Aura

The specific energy brought to the office after a short weekend.

I walked into the office on Monday and my computer asked for my password. I typed “KillMeNow.” It didn’t work, but it felt good to be honest for once.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Scanner_Darkly04/30/2009 16:46I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
@Blade_Runner_201912/16/2004 08:23All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo03/19/2011 21:31Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
@Illidan_Blind01/16/2006 11:39I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
@Retweet_King04/11/1995 11:13RT if you think this is funny!

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