My mother-in-law is a terrible driver. She once got a speeding ticket for doing 20 in a 15 zone… while she was walking.
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🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2005 Archive: The Pizza
She told the pizza guy his car smelled like "unfulfilled dreams."Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jo... read more »
She told the pizza guy his car smelled like "unfulfilled dreams."Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jo... read more »
2. 2003 Archive: The Neighbor
She told the neighbor his hedges were "excessively emotional."Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes... read more »
She told the neighbor his hedges were "excessively emotional."Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes... read more »
3. 2016 Archive: The Car Trip
We drove to the forest. She said the trees were "too close together."Part of the 61 Mother-in-La... read more »
We drove to the forest. She said the trees were "too close together."Part of the 61 Mother-in-La... read more »
4. 2011 Legacy: The Restaurant
She asked the waiter if the soup was "prepared with a sense of tradition or just a sense of duty... read more »
She asked the waiter if the soup was "prepared with a sense of tradition or just a sense of duty... read more »
5. The Burglary Alert
Home security takes on a whole new meaning in this family hit.A burglar broke into our house last... read more »
Home security takes on a whole new meaning in this family hit.A burglar broke into our house last... read more »
6. 2019 Archive: The Postcard
She sent a postcard from a desert island. It said: "Peace at last. But the sand is too sandy."Pa... read more »
She sent a postcard from a desert island. It said: "Peace at last. But the sand is too sandy."Pa... read more »
7. 2014 Archive: The Neighbor
She told the neighbor his Christmas lights were "trying too hard to be the North Star."Part of t... read more »
She told the neighbor his Christmas lights were "trying too hard to be the North Star."Part of t... read more »
8. Mother in law got pulled over….
Mother in law got pulled over. Cop asked: "Whats in the bottle?" She says : "Water." He says: "It... read more »
Mother in law got pulled over. Cop asked: "Whats in the bottle?" She says : "Water." He says: "It... read more »
9. 1998 Legacy: The Shoes
She bought "walking shoes." Mostly for walking all over my nerves.Part of the 71 Mother-in-Law J... read more »
She bought "walking shoes." Mostly for walking all over my nerves.Part of the 71 Mother-in-Law J... read more »
10. 2018 Archive: The Garden
She told the lawn it was "lacking a competitive spirit."Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The ... read more »
She told the lawn it was "lacking a competitive spirit."Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The ... read more »
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[1995-03-12 ARCHIVE_LOG]Encarta_User: I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
[2009-12-22 ARCHIVE_LOG]Hotmail_Original: Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
[2011-10-02 ARCHIVE_LOG]MIRC_Operator: /join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
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