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2019 Joke: Two Guys Were Talking

Two guys were talking at a bar. The first one said, “My mother-in-law is an angel.” The second guy replied, “You’re so lucky. Mine is still alive.”

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

66 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Matrix” Edition
In 1999, everyone was hoarding canned goods and bottled water whi...read more »
You know, I don’t know what...
You know, I don’t know what I’d do without my mother-in-law – but...read more »
Mother in law got pulled over....
Mother in law got pulled over. Cop asked: "Whats in the bottle?" ...read more »
The Long Weekend
My mother-in-law decided to stay with us for an entire week. By d...read more »
I’m not saying the mother-in-law’s ugly...
I’m not saying the mother-in-law’s ugly but she went to see that ...read more »
The Modern House
Smart homes aren't always smart enough for family visits.Even my ...read more »
The Alarm Clock
Waking up is hard to do, but family makes it faster.I don’t need ...read more »
I’m not saying the mother-in-law’s ugly,...
I’m not saying the mother-in-law’s ugly, but she uses her bottom ...read more »
The Perfect Husband
My mother-in-law once told me, “My daughter could have done so mu...read more »
61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition
In 2002, everyone was trying to climb walls like Spider-Man or su...read more »

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62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2024 “Election & AI Video” Edition
In 2024, we learned that AI can now create full-length movies of ...read more »
57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram & iPad” Edition
In 2010, the world learned that we didn't just want iPhones; we w...read more »
57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition
In 2001, we were putting "1,000 songs in our pocket" with the fir...read more »
One night the couple woke to...
One night the couple woke to find the mother gone. In a clearing ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Backstreet_Fan06/09/2012 20:24I want it that way... the funny way!
@Memento_Guy03/21/2006 19:56Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
@Nu_Metal_Kid12/01/2011 10:33I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
@Dale_Doback_Fan11/13/2005 05:22Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
@Chocolate_Rain05/10/2011 08:44I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
@GG_WP_9812/08/2007 04:37Good game, well played. This is a winner.
@Captain_Obvious06/05/2013 20:25This is a comment on a funny joke.

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