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The Alarm Clock

Waking up is hard to do, but family makes it faster.

I don’t need an alarm clock when my mother-in-law stays over. The sound of her judging my breakfast choices wakes me up at 6 AM sharp.

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Long Weekend
My mother-in-law decided to stay with us for an entire week. By d...read more »
59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World” Edition
In 2012, we were all half-expecting the world to end on December ...read more »
The First Aid Kit
Safety first, especially when the family is involved.I asked my m...read more »
The Modern House
Smart homes aren't always smart enough for family visits.Even my ...read more »
My mother-in-law is a legend for this!
My mother-in-law told me: „My son would have been a millionaire i...read more »
A young wife came home one...
A young wife came home one day and found her mother standing in a...read more »
63 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Wii” Edition
In 2006, the world learned to condense its thoughts into 140 char...read more »
Bill: I was sorry to hear...
Bill: I was sorry to hear that your mother-in-law died. What was ...read more »
Lawyer to his client: “Your mother-in-law...
Lawyer to his client: “Your mother-in-law passed away in her slee...read more »
The Driving Lesson
Backseat driving taken to a whole new level of OHH!.My mother-in-...read more »

😜 More from category: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A man finds a lamp, rubs...
A man finds a lamp, rubs it, and a genie appears. The genie tells...read more »
The 100-Yard Dash
Speed and distance are key to a healthy family dynamic.My mother-...read more »
First man “I took my dog...
First man “I took my dog to the vet today because it bit my mothe...read more »
2020 Joke: A Man Comes Home
A man comes home and finds his mother-in-law passed out on the li...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Java_Script_Kid06/28/2013 10:43Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
@Home_Alone_Kevin11/07/2015 15:40Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@QuickTime_Viewer09/25/2007 16:47Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
@Harry_Potter_Ron04/13/2014 12:11Bloody brilliant, mate!
@Legally_Blonde_Paulette06/12/2006 15:52I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
@Patrick_Bateman_Fan05/23/2013 12:48Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy06/05/2015 14:03That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
@AllYourBase_9909/10/2000 01:26All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
@HotBot_User06/13/2015 03:08Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
@Mondo_Media_X12/21/1998 01:57Top tier web animation humor!

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