2020 Joke: A Man Comes Home

A man comes home and finds his mother-in-law passed out on the living room floor. He calls 911 in a panic. At the hospital the doctor comes out and says, “I have some good news and some bad news.” The man says, “Give me the bad news first.” The doctor replies, “Your mother-in-law has only a few hours to live.” The man asks, “What’s the good news?” The doctor says, “I was wrong about the bad news.”