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Two women came before wise King…

Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man. ‘This young man agreed to marry my daughter,’ said one. ‘No! He agreed to marry MY daughter,’ said the other. And so they haggled before the King, until he called for silence. ‘Bring me my biggest sword,’ said Solomon, ‘and I shall hew the young man in half. Each of you shall receive a half.’ ‘Sounds good to me,’ said the first lady. But the other woman said, ‘Oh Sire, do not spill innocent blood. Let the other woman’s daughter marry him.’ The wise king did not hesitate a moment. ‘This man must marry the first lady’s daughter,’ he proclaimed. ‘But she was willing to hew him in two!’ exclaimed the king’s court. ‘Indeed,’ said wise King Solomon. ‘That shows she is the true mother-in-law.’

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2020 Joke: A Man Comes Home
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The Gift of Silence
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57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Alexa” Edition
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How many mothers-in-law does it take...
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Java_Applet_User04/24/2010 17:18This joke is more portable than a Java app!
@Terminator_2_Fan09/28/2011 13:44Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
@Grumpy_Cat_Real10/07/2009 06:32I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
@Get_Flash_Player12/24/2006 04:46Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
@Cyber_Cafe_Regular05/15/2006 14:05I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
@Happy_Tree_Fans12/31/2002 22:01So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
@Tay_Zonday_Fan11/01/1995 13:46Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
@Mind_Blown_Gif10/16/2014 16:41*Boom* - there goes my brain!

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