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Last week my wife and I…

Last week my wife and I went to buy a car and the salesman asked if I wanted an airbag. I said: “No thanks. I already have a mother-in-law.”

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2024 “Election & AI Video” Edition
In 2024, we learned that AI can now create full-length movies of ...read more »
Definition of mixed emotions. Seeing your...
Definition of mixed emotions. Seeing your mother-in-law drive ove...read more »
The Burglary Alert
Home security takes on a whole new meaning in this family hit.A b...read more »
57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Alexa” Edition
In 2018, we were all asking "Why is Gamora?" and trying to figure...read more »
63 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Wii” Edition
In 2006, the world learned to condense its thoughts into 140 char...read more »
1999 Joke: I Just Got Back
I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to ...read more »
The Modern House
Smart homes aren't always smart enough for family visits.Even my ...read more »
59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World” Edition
In 2012, we were all half-expecting the world to end on December ...read more »
66 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Matrix” Edition
In 1999, everyone was hoarding canned goods and bottled water whi...read more »
2019 Joke: Two Guys Were Talking
Two guys were talking at a bar. The first one said, “My mother-in...read more »

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The Mirror Test
Self-reflection can be a dangerous game with the in-laws.My mothe...read more »
58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition
In 2003, everyone was learning to "just keep swimming" while tryi...read more »
Mother in law got pulled over....
Mother in law got pulled over. Cop asked: "Whats in the bottle?" ...read more »
An anagram of mother-in-law is woman...
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Toy_Story_Buzz10/25/2010 00:07To infinity and beyond hilarious!
@AOL_Instant_Msg06/05/2015 15:36I just set this as my away message. Classic!
@Finding_Nemo_Dory03/13/2011 17:47Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
@Unix_Wizard10/16/1996 03:08sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@Emule_Donkey08/07/1997 16:57Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@Offspring_Guy03/24/2002 00:48The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Tony_Hawk_Pro12/18/2009 04:57Just landed a 900 while reading this!
@Leave_Britney_A04/29/2009 09:20Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
@Futurama_Fry_M02/24/2015 23:40Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
@Cloud_Computing09/10/2004 11:18Storing my laughs in the cloud.

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