A man finds a lamp, rubs it, and a genie appears. The genie tells the man he may have two wishes but whatever he gets, his mother-in-law will get double. The man thinks for a while and says: “First I’d like a million Pounds. Then beat me half to death.”
🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025
71 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1998 “Star Wars & Search Engines” Edition
In 1998, the buzz was all about the upcoming Star Wars ...read more »
"My mother in law suffers from...
"My mother in law suffers from acute diabetes and hay fever... I ...read more »
1997 Joke: My Wife And I
My wife and I had a big fight, so she called her mother and said,...read more »
The 100-Yard Dash
Speed and distance are key to a healthy family dynamic.My mother-...read more »
STEVE: My Mother-in-law went to the...
STEVE: My Mother-in-law went to the Caribbean. FRED: Jamaica? STE...read more »
58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2025 “AGI & Space Tourism” Edition
In 2025, we finally reached the point where computers can think f...read more »
65 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Zoom” Edition
In 2020, we all learned how to bake sourdough bread, wash our gro...read more »
63 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Wii” Edition
In 2006, the world learned to condense its thoughts into 140 char...read more »
57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition
In 2001, we were putting "1,000 songs in our pocket" with the fir...read more »
The Skeleton Key
Unlock the humor in everyday household mysteries.My mother-in-law...read more »
😜 More from category: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025
A constantly nagged and harried husband...
A constantly nagged and harried husband decided to buy his mother...read more »
A young wife came home one...
A young wife came home one day and found her mother standing in a...read more »
62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge” Edition
In 2014, your Facebook feed was 90% people getting wet and 10% pe...read more »
1997 Joke: I Took My Mother-In-Law
I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud’s wax museum and we wen...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
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