The Perfect Husband

My mother-in-law once told me, “My daughter could have done so much better than you.”
I nodded and replied, “You’re probably right. But luckily for me, she has terrible taste in men… just like her mother did when she married your husband.”
She gasped. “How dare you!”
I shrugged and said, “Relax, I’m just saying… the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. And I’m very grateful that tree produced such a sweet apple.”