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The Dinner Guest

Hospitality is a virtue, unless it’s mandatory.

I told my wife her mother is a “treasure.” She was touched until she realized I meant I wanted to bury her in the backyard.

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Perfect Husband
My mother-in-law once told me, “My daughter could have done so mu...read more »
A constantly nagged and harried husband...
A constantly nagged and harried husband decided to buy his mother...read more »
Last week my wife and I...
Last week my wife and I went to buy a car and the salesman asked ...read more »
2005 Joke: My Mother-In-Law Told Me
My mother-in-law told me she wants me to treat her like a queen. ...read more »
59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition
In 2000, we survived the Y2K bug only to realize that reality TV ...read more »
I’m not saying the mother-in-law’s ugly...
I’m not saying the mother-in-law’s ugly but she went to see that ...read more »
55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1995 "Classic Gripe" Edition
In 1995, before the internet gave us a million new things to comp...read more »
The Movie Night
Watching films with family is always a theatrical experience.We w...read more »
Lawyer to his client: “Your mother-in-law...
Lawyer to his client: “Your mother-in-law passed away in her slee...read more »
63 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Wii” Edition
In 2006, the world learned to condense its thoughts into 140 char...read more »

😜 More from category: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

66 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Matrix” Edition
In 1999, everyone was hoarding canned goods and bottled water whi...read more »
Two women came before wise King...
Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a ...read more »
We were having tea with my...
We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of...read more »
57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Alexa” Edition
In 2018, we were all asking "Why is Gamora?" and trying to figure...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Web_Master_Flex04/01/2014 02:57I am adding this to my links page right now.
@Anchorman_Ron04/27/2015 17:23I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
@Technorati_Tag09/19/2012 21:34Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan01/18/2005 03:02Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
@Tay_Zonday_Fan08/10/1997 08:28Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
@Troll_Face_Real10/31/2003 01:10Problem? No, just laughs!
@Web_2_0_Fan06/03/2009 20:31This is the future of humor!
@Cloud_Computing11/13/1998 07:06Storing my laughs in the cloud.

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3 thoughts on “The Dinner Guest”

  1. User_645
    User_645 [Human Verified]

    i’m printin this out for the office fridge. someone is going to be confused lol.

  2. User_185
    User_185 [Human Verified]

    i’ve been scrolling for 20 minutes and this is the first one that made me bark-laugh.

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