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2005 Joke: My Mother-In-Law Told Me

My mother-in-law told me she wants me to treat her like a queen. So I put her on a deck of cards and shuffled her into the middle.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Nokia_Snake_Champ12/31/1998 22:18Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
@Alt_Vista_Searcher04/21/1995 20:36I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
@Duke_Nukem_Quotes06/07/2012 14:47Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
@Baywatch_Runner04/09/2007 13:56Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Tyler_Durden_Real01/24/2015 03:27Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
@Mr_Blonde_Dance04/23/1997 06:06Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Infoseek_Explorer03/07/2000 09:10Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
@Leeroy_Jenkins12/08/2013 04:45At least I have chicken... and this joke!
@Everquest_Solo04/30/2002 02:02Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.

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