The Recipe Critic

My mother-in-law loves to give me her “famous” recipes. Last weekend she dropped off a casserole and said, “This is how real women cook for their husbands.”
I tasted it and politely said, “It’s… interesting.”
She immediately snapped, “What’s wrong with it?”
I told her, “Nothing, I’m just used to my wife’s cooking. She makes it with love.”
My mother-in-law replied, “Love? I raised her! She learned everything from me!”
I said, “Exactly. That’s why I married her — so I could enjoy the improved version.”