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The Parrot’s Choice

Even pets have to take sides in the family battle.

I bought a parrot that can speak five languages. After ten minutes with my mother-in-law, it learned a sixth: how to play dead.

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

1997 Joke: I Took My Mother-In-Law
I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud’s wax museum and we wen...read more »
59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Reality TV” Edition
In 2000, we survived the Y2K bug only to realize that reality TV ...read more »
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing...
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never ...read more »
First man “I took my dog...
First man “I took my dog to the vet today because it bit my mothe...read more »
Did you hear about the man...
Did you hear about the man who threw his mother-in-law into the l...read more »
55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Transformers” Edition
In 2007, the world changed with a single "Slide to Unlock." It wa...read more »
The Surprise Visit
My mother-in-law called me yesterday and said, “I’m coming over f...read more »
The Library Book
Education and family advice rarely mix well.My mother-in-law is l...read more »
The Gardening Advice
Green thumbs and sharp tongues in the backyard.My mother-in-law t...read more »
The Final Verdict
In the court of family humor, the case is closed.The judge asked ...read more »

😜 More from category: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Snapchat” Edition
In 2011, we started talking to our iPhones, and Siri started talk...read more »
My mother-in-law has come round to...
My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven y...read more »
62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition
In 1996, the world was dancing the Macarena, the movie Indep...read more »
A constantly nagged and harried husband...
A constantly nagged and harried husband decided to buy his mother...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@QuickTime_Viewer09/01/2010 18:06Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
@Floppy_Fanatic10/11/2002 01:54Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
@Double_Rainbow_G03/02/1995 16:14What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
@Metacrawler_X06/14/2012 12:29Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
@DMOZ_Volunteer12/16/2012 19:44Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

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