Even pets have to take sides in the family battle.
I bought a parrot that can speak five languages. After ten minutes with my mother-in-law, it learned a sixth: how to play dead.
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🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2007 Classic: The Vacuum
She says the Roomba is "the only member of this family with a clear sense of duty."Part of the 5... read more »
She says the Roomba is "the only member of this family with a clear sense of duty."Part of the 5... read more »
2. 2024 Vintage: The Deepfake
I told her I’m worried about deepfakes. She said, "You should be. I’ve been 'deepfaking' an inte... read more »
I told her I’m worried about deepfakes. She said, "You should be. I’ve been 'deepfaking' an inte... read more »
3. 2025 Legacy: The Predictive Text
Her texts now finish my excuses for me. I type "I forgot..." and it suggests "...because I have ... read more »
Her texts now finish my excuses for me. I type "I forgot..." and it suggests "...because I have ... read more »
4. 2016 Archive: The Internet Search
She searched for "How to trade a son-in-law for a Charizard."Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes:... read more »
She searched for "How to trade a son-in-law for a Charizard."Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes:... read more »
5. 1995 Classic: The Dog
My dog and my mother-in-law have one thing in common. They both shed on the sofa.Part of the 55 ... read more »
My dog and my mother-in-law have one thing in common. They both shed on the sofa.Part of the 55 ... read more »
6. 2015 Vintage: The Google (Part 12)
She asked Google, "How to transfer a mother-in-law's consciousness into an Apple Watch?" Google ... read more »
She asked Google, "How to transfer a mother-in-law's consciousness into an Apple Watch?" Google ... read more »
7. 1999 Archive: The New Year
She’s staying awake until midnight just to make sure the world actually ends. "I want to be the ... read more »
She’s staying awake until midnight just to make sure the world actually ends. "I want to be the ... read more »
8. 2007 Archive: The Flat Screen
She says our TV is so thin it’s "lacking the gravity of a real piece of furniture."Part of the 5... read more »
She says our TV is so thin it’s "lacking the gravity of a real piece of furniture."Part of the 5... read more »
9. 2013 Archive: The Thermostat
She says 70 degrees is "the temperature of a failed state."Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: T... read more »
She says 70 degrees is "the temperature of a failed state."Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: T... read more »
10. One night the couple woke to…
One night the couple woke to find the mother gone. In a clearing not far from the camp they came ... read more »
One night the couple woke to find the mother gone. In a clearing not far from the camp they came ... read more »
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i’m gonna use this as an icebreaker. wish me luck!
this is the peak of human civilization right here. lol.
i’m laughing so much my stomach hurts. pure vibes.