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1998 Classic: The Hubble Telescope’s Dark Energy

Why did NASA’s discovery scare Congress? Because “Dark Energy” is the only thing that expands faster than the federal deficit.

Part of the 37 Politicians Jokes: The 1998 “Cigar & Search Engines” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Friends_Lover06/25/2007 02:01Could this joke BE any funnier?
@Unix_Wizard07/16/2006 04:25sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@Brazil_Terry_G11/25/1999 20:17Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
@Animorphs_X10/05/1997 15:54I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@Flashdance_What07/03/2001 05:36What a feeling! (Being funny).
@Tina_Eat_Food11/23/2002 16:30Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
@Web_Crawler_9610/01/2013 20:07Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
@Neopets_Trader08/23/2008 10:41Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
@Aliens_Guy_Hair03/03/2004 11:16I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!

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