Why did NASA’s discovery scare Congress? Because “Dark Energy” is the only thing that expands faster than the federal deficit.
Part of the 37 Politicians Jokes: The 1998 “Cigar & Search Engines” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
What a feeling! (Being funny).
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
Trading my rare items for more jokes like this!
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