A guy waits for his Guinness. He says, “I could have brewed it myself in this time.” The bartender says, “And it would have tasted like your attitude.”
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Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
I see what you did there. Clever!